Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My hand turned me down
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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