i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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