How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
