"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Alive.
So much puke
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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