So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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