You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize