Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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