I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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