Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
