Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
