I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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