Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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