im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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