how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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