I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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