sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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