I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he puts the penis in happiness.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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