things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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