so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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