five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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