Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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