Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
