I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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