Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
high people should be assigned attendants
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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