quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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