Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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