girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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