You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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