Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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