fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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