if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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