He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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