"it" just moved
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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