He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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