hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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