Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I see more hoeing in ur future
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