i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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