Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
false alarm, still single
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
