Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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