He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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