apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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