My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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