Ambien. No doubt about it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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