is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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