If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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