Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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