i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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