Dual....:-)
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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