Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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