I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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