so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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