Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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