I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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