And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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