You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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