I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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