It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
