okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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