no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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