i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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