U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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