its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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